you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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