whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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