he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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