she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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