nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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