I'm drive I can fine osifer
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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