So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
