You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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