He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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