fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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