You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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