think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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