God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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