It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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