ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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