Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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