Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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