Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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