Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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