watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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