But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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