can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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