in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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