I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Holy sore nipples Batman
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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