one two three fourrrrnication!
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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