Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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