The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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