Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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