You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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