he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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