How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
