is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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