I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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