Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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