I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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