I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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