So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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