Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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