i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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