We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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