as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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