u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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