when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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