I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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