do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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