Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Randomize
