If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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