i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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