Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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