Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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