The maid of honor just puked.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
