Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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