i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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