I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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