OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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